May 2011
When Your IPod Is On Shuffle And Million Of Your...
justticklemepurple:
imadehimsaywoah:
best feeling ever.
Trying to be serious with your best friend.
When I die, I want someone to keep updating my...
fyoulucy:
People be like
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.” “Send food”
“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”
“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”
“Omg, Satan is so funny!”
“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”
“Hitlers a badass!”
So thankful for my new followers!
If Everyone Knew →
jonathan-cunningham:
The prison system in the United States is a profit-making industry. Private corporations operate over 200 facilities nationwide and are traded on the New York Stock Exchange.
Six corporations control virtually all American media. News Corp. owns over 27 television stations and over 150 newspapers. Time Warner has over 100 subsidaries including CNN, Time Magazine, and The...
When you have food in the oven and lose track of...
lovelivelead:
You run to the oven like.
then you see its too late your food is burned.
but you’re so hungry you eat it anyway.
